There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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