Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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