Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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