do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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