Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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