He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You were trust falling into bushes
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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