maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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