She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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