Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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