It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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