that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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