im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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