So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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