Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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