He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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