He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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