No awkward lesbian experiences without me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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