listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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