is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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