just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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