and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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