Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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