i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
nutella sex= disaster
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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