There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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