no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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