he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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