on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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