Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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