After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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