i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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