I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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