I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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