it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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