Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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