yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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