do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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