So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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