those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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