Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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