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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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