Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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