Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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