I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
