They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
