got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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