Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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