...so i touched it.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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