If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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