I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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