omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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