I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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