So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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