dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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