Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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if only i could text you this smell
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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